FYI to whiny customers...

When you complain and act like a douche to your servers for not good reason, we do not sit in remorse, regretting whatever stupid thing we did that you have a problem with. We make fun of you. We call you names. We are mocking you behind your back. You will most likely become an inside joke to all the staff members.

And y'know how you sometimes ask to speak to the manager? Well, after the manager is finished kissing your ass, they don't proceed to discipline the employees; they mock you, too.

And y'know how you like to say those wonderous words "I'm never shopping here again!" Yeah, well, guess what? We don't want you to. We'd rather not have some angry old man running around the store. So please; just stay at home and yell at your TV.